Dave Portnoy Hoe T-Shirt

Name: Dave Portnoy Hoe T-Shirt - newfashiontee.com
Price: 19.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$ 19.95

Fit Type:*Men

Men

Women

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2XL

3XL

4XL

5XL

Print on the*

Front (default)

Back

Both side

Size Chart

Unisex Tee

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm
3XL	71 cm	84 cm
4XL	76 cm	86 cm
5XL	81 cm	89 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Ladies Tee

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	17.25 in	25.5 in
M	19.25 in	26 in
L	21.25 in	27 in
XL	23.25 in	28 in
2XL	25.25 in	28.5 in
3XL	27.25 in	29 in

100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
Decoration Type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	43.8 cm	64.8 cm
M	48.9 cm	66 cm
L	54 cm	68.6 cm
XL	59 cm	71 cm
2XL	64 cm	71.8 cm
3XL	69.2 cm	73.7 cm

100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
Decoration Type: Digital Print

Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	26 in
M	22 in	27 in
L	24 in	28 in
XL	26 in	29 in
2XL	28 in	30 in
3XL	30 in	31 in
4XL	32 in	32 in
5XL	34 in	33 in

8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	50.8 cm	66 cm
M	55.9 cm	74 cm
L	68.6 cm	71 cm
XL	66 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	76 cm
3XL	76.2 cm	78.7 cm
4XL	81.3 cm	81.3 cm
5XL	86.4 cm	83.8 cm

8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Decoration type: Digital Print

Unisex Hoodie

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	26 in
M	22 in	27 in
L	24 in	28 in
XL	26 in	29 in
2XL	28 in	30 in
3XL	29 in	32 in
4XL	32 in	33 in
5XL	34 in	34 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	50.8 cm	66 cm
M	55.9 cm	74 cm
L	68.6 cm	71 cm
XL	66 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	76 cm
3XL	73.7 cm	81.3 cm
4XL	81.3 cm	83.8 cm
5XL	86.4 cm	86.4 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Unisex Long Sleeve

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm
3XL	71 cm	84 cm
4XL	76 cm	86 cm
5XL	81 cm	89 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Youth Tee

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YXS	16 in	20.5 in
YS	17 in	22 in
YM	18 in	23.5 in
YL	19 in	25 in
YXL	20 in	26.5 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YXS	40.6 cm	52 cm
YS	43.2 cm	55.9 cm
YM	45.7 cm	59.7 cm
YL	48.6 cm	63.5 cm
YXL	50.8 cm	67.3 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Men Tank Top

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	16 in	27 in
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	40.6 cm	68.6 cm
S	45.7 cm	71 cm
M	50.8 cm	73.6 cm
L	55.9 cm	76.2 cm
XL	61 cm	78.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	83.8 cm
3XL	81.3 cm	81.3 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Women Tank Top

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	14 in	27 in
S	15 in	27.5 in
M	16 in	28 in
L	17 in	28.5 in
XL	18 in	29 in
2XL	19 in	29.5 in

4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
30 singles
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	35.6 cm	68.6 cm
S	38 cm	69.8 cm
M	40.6 cm	71.1 cm
L	43.2 cm	72.4 cm
XL	45.7 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	48.3 cm	74.9 cm

4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
30 singles
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
Decoration type: Digital Print

Youth Pullover Hoodie

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YS	14 in	17 in
YM	16 in	19.5 in
YL	18.75 in	23 in
YXL	20.5 in	24.5 in

7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
No drawcord on kids' hoodies
We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YS	35.5 cm	43.2 cm
YM	40.6 cm	49.5 cm
YL	47.6 cm	58.4 cm
YXL	52.1 cm	62.2 cm

7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
No drawcord on kids' hoodies
We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
Decoration type: Digital Print

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Dave Portnoy Hoe T-Shirt – A Bold, Funny, and Iconic Statement Tee for Barstool Fans

The Dave Portnoy Hoe T-Shirt is a clever and instantly recognizable design inspired by the internet personality known for his humor, hot takes, and unforgettable presence in sports and pop culture conversations. This shirt features a stylized portrait of Dave Portnoy rendered in a bold red-white-and-blue poster style a nod to the classic graphic aesthetic that exaggerates expression and personality.

This T-shirt is made for fans who want both comfort and personality in their wardrobe. The clean white fabric keeps the spotlight on the vibrant print, allowing the deep navy frame, bold reds, and soft blues of Dave Portnoy’s caricature to pop sharply. The print features textured shading and rough edges, giving the design an intentionally rugged look that matches the meme-style tone.

The humorous HOE label is a direct reference to Barstool culture’s chaotic, tongue in cheek style. Fans know Dave Portnoy as a figure who sparks conversation everywhere he goes whether through sports banter, pizza reviews, or unapologetically bold commentary. This shirt captures that same attitude: mischievous, loud, and unafraid to push boundaries. The exaggerated, poster like artwork highlights his iconic sideline headset, confident expression, and unmistakable silhouette, turning him into a larger than life symbol of internet entertainment.

The Dave Portnoy Hoe T-Shirt is more than just apparel it’s a statement. With its bold colors, iconic portrait, and comedic twist, it captures the spirit of digital culture and the personality of one of its most memorable figures.